found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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