You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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