So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
