He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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