Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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