I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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