I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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