dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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