I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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