Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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