I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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