Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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