I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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