am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hippo gnu deer
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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