used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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