dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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