Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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