Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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