I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
