turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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