Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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