I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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