YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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