We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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