I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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