Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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