Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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