Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he had hair everywhere except his balls
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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