so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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