hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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