The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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