I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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