How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We have started to decorate penises.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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