I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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