So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He felt like a one man threesome
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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