I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We had to coat check the pizza.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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