I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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