Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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