You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
