So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
