let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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