You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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