I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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