Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I love having hate sex.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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