I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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