Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
All the doctor said was why
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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