He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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