I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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