One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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