he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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