Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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