i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I need a hoe opinion
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