It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
