I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ketchup is God's man juice
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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