Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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